I was thinking thinking something like a seed drill dropping drawing pins.An AK47 over your shoulder should help.
I was thinking thinking something like a seed drill dropping drawing pins.An AK47 over your shoulder should help.
That will only take out cyclists. You need one of theseI was thinking thinking something like a seed drill dropping drawing pins.
I'm a big fan of the intentional wobble/swerve.I think it maybe because they see you as a tad umpredctable and a force to be reckoned with. If approaching a junction where I think some waiting driver may be tempted to pull out or cross my path I often speed up, or appear to. I can also recommend the well judged wobble/joyful swerving from side to side. Totally reasonable.
I didn't think brains was entirely serious.I'm not sure of the advantages of a pole, unless it's quite bendy. Assuming they are going to pass as closely to the end of the pole as they would to you, the risk of contact is similar, and if the force of the contact is passed along pole to your bike, you are going to fall just as hard. The advantage is you are less likely to fall under the wheels, but the disadvantage is make you feel safer without making your actually safer.
It wasn't directed at brains, but all the suggestions. I picked "pole" as a generic word. Even finding a pool noodle stiff enough not to sag towards the road but bendy enough not cause a crash if a car brushed it would be a challenge.I didn't think brains was entirely serious.
If you mount the pool noodle diagonally pointing upwards, it surely doesn't matter as much if it sags a bit, as long as it doesn't actually meet the roadIt wasn't directed at brains, but all the suggestions. I picked "pole" as a generic word. Even finding a pool noodle stiff enough not to sag towards the road but bendy enough not cause a crash if a car brushed it would be a challenge.
You could get it sponsored by an ED remedy firm!If you mount the pool noodle diagonally pointing upwards, it surely doesn't matter as much if it sags a bit, as long as it doesn't actually meet the road