Professor of Marmalade Studies....

[Aperitif]

Uncle Bob has twins who like marmelade
They are both Robert's sons.

Do you think this thread should be pectin?

I;m thinking of kil'n'er!!!

 

[colly]

This needs a lid on before it gets sticky.

 

[Aperitif]

Sorry but we all know deep down that marmalade is horrible.

Stringy and syriuby. AND orange.

There. I've said it!

It's probably what Posh Spice would taste like if one was to eat her!

If she was at everyone's beckham call you mean?

(not dead yet )

 

[surfgurl]

The job would be money for jam.

 

[just jim]

The mods should be praised for the level of crust they put in us.

 

[just jim]

I'd stop, but I'm on a roll.

 

[Dayvo]

I'm out of steam: cream-crackered!

 

[Speicher]

I;m thinking of kil'n'er!!!

Ah, Aperitif you say the nicest things!

 

[Dayvo]

Ah, Aperitif you say the nicest things!

At least he hasn't thrown you!

 

[Speicher]

I will get in my jam jar tomorrow.

 

[Aperitif]

I will get in my jam jar tomorrow.

Whoa - it's freezing out there! Is it an ice ickle car Speicher, or a horrible one, BiggerthanaBianchi?

(That's the marmalade to rest - phew!)

 

[Speicher]

Whoa - it's freezing out there! Is it an ice ickle car Speicher, or a horrible one, BiggerthanaBianchi?

(That's the marmalade to rest - phew!)

My car would be used to ice ickle, but it is more like SpeicherandaBike!
a very big bike

(Davyo might feel at home in it)

 

[Aperitif]

My car would be used to ice ickle, but it is more like SpeicherandaBike!
a very big bike

(Davyo might feel at home in it)

Ah! 18 holes in the exhaust then...

 

[Dayvo]

Ah! 18 holes in the exhaust then...

I'm only interested in the 19th hole!

 

[Speicher]

My car would be used to ice ickle, but it is more like SpeicherandaBike!
a very big bike

(Davyo might feel at home in it)

Ah! 18 holes in the exhaust then...

Wot - 18 holes in my exhaust -as if?

'Tif, you must be well under par. Davyo is also a cad, he putt you up to this. If I had been eagle-eyed I wood have realised there's a golf between us, so I shall iron out any divotculties. Swe den get on better.

SpeicherAndABike is not a golf!

This birdie is upset. You can tee off.