Proposal for a distasteful sport.

[perplexed]

Whoa, you don't want to mess with them.

Start somewhere a bit less daunting, like the LTDA.

I was thinking about warming up with Daesh...

 

[perplexed]

I looked it up. You all looked it up too.

I haven't. I'm gonna remain in ignorance.







Goes off to look it up...

 

[benb]

Victory for cc hate campaign and bullying emails

There was only one "hate" campaign, and that was from the author of the article suggesting assaulting people.
An email saying "This article is wrong and horrible, and here is why" does not equal a hate campaign, and is also not bullying.
I would have expected someone as serious as you to understand that.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Serious people often have a narrow focus.

It's the screwed up eyes that does that.

 

[PaulSecteur]

PLEASE can we call them by the correct name (to annoy them).

Barges, not narrowboats.

 

[nickyboy]

Is it time to go back to them with a more positive slant on things, and suggestions for other sports? What about narrowboat jousting? The drivers of two narrowboats traveling in opposite directions try to knock each other off with the pole thing?

Lance, it's a lance.....for which you need a strong arm

 

[nickyboy]

Morris Dancing
Real Ale
Beards
Brightly Coloured Waist Coats
Low Personal Hygiene
Being Slightly Weird in Pubs

I thought this was going to be some clever mnemonic that spelled "narrowboat". But it seems to reference a small village in Flintshire

 

[ianrauk]

Morris Dancing
Real Ale
Beards
Brightly Coloured Waist Coats
Low Personal Hygiene
Being Slightly Weird in Pubs

Audaxers?

 

[Dayvo]

Plus sandals and white socks? Especially in hot weather......

Can't beat white socks!

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

They are barges only if they carry/carried freight. Any narrowboats used purely for residential or touring purposes aren't barges.

Watersheds?

 

[snorri]

As I'm a moron, could somebody please explain to me what a "serious cyclist" is?

No, sorry but there is not enough time in life for that.

 

[TVC]

C'mon don't be shy, it'll look something like this....


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(It's still a barge)

Now that is class, just right for when I'm in the Fox and Foreskin sampling a pint of Phloppy Phalus (6.5%), regailing the landlord with stories of my horse brass collection.

 

[Profpointy]

Victory for cc hate campaign and bullying emails, congrats.

Everyone's e-penis just grew an inch!

You'll all sleep well tonight.

And then tomorrow another day scouring the days television finding things to complain to ofcom about.

Assuming you're not just trolling (which would be less bad arguably),

THIS

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/knocked-off-the-bike-walsall.192718/

is why incitement to push people off bicycles isn't funny

 

[Drago]

Most of the canal dwellers round these parts are smelly thieving drug users. The utopian idyll of Morris Dancing and Real Ale is fast dying in reality.

BTW, why do Bee Gees fans love Cornwall? Cos you can still see Morris Dancing!

 

[fatblokish]

And his rather weak, woeful and wandering riposte...
http://www.narrowboatworld.com/index.php/leatest/8595--ruffled-a-few-feathers

I'm minded not to feed the troll on this occasion.