Questions you want answers for (but were afraid to ask)

[Oldbloke]

I saw this advert



How do you put/keep/get a persons ashes in your purse?

That's the place to keep your urnings....

Sorry!

 

[Puddles]

Some people say 'purse' for 'handbag'?

They do but in this instance - no, the description went on to describe the purse... it was a purse as in a credit card, cash, coins type purse & size apparently

 

[Arjimlad]

Are you lonesome tonight ?

 

[mybike]

Are you lonesome tonight ?

Wasn't there a thread about rabbits?

 

[Fnaar]

hyperbolic paraboloids .

You can get cream for them

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Because some people make tea with luke warm water by adding milk to the cup with a tea bag in.
Use boiling water to make tea, then add milk - proper tea (which is, in any case theft, but we'll let that go this time)

I am top tea maker in our house, yes, it's a chore, but I am proud at actually being good at something!!

And yes, it pains me when I get bad tea, but then again, nobody in our house drinks coffee regularly, so I never get enough practice..... Which I guess is the answer to the question really

why will it make me go blind

I always used to wonder that, but eventually came to the conclusion that if it was true, then I'd have been blind LONG AGO!!

Who decided that injecting your lips with litres of gunk so you look like you are chewing a lorry inner tube was a good look for a woman?

Or cooking yourself/slapping so much fake tan on that you look orange.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

So, what is it about Clowns that people find so terrifying?

Even now, it just baffles me, I mean yeah, they can look garish and all the rest, but I have never, ever been scared by the sight of a bloke in make up and a stupid wig on, so..... Why?

 

[Turbo Rider]

Is this is a question.

Is this an answer?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Is this is a question.

Is this an answer?

Can you read??

Genuine question, what is it about them?

 

[tyred]

Where's my pen?

 

[Turbo Rider]

Can you read??

Genuine question

Pahahaha, just about...sometimes...but the first was a first year philosophy degree question and required no more than 2000 words to deconstruct...a friend took it...his answer was the 2nd question and then he got up and walked out... a+ achieved, so he changed his degree, discounting it all as bollocks.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

There is a difference between going 'eww!' and having a panic attack though

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ok, next question, was there a film that had an effect a bit like Jaws did with Sharks??

I have heard of certain films but have never seen them so cannot comment further

 

[Turbo Rider]

There is a difference between going 'eww!' and having a panic attack though

Some people's eww's are panic attacks though...it's all so terribly subjective.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

What I mean is that putting everything that has been said aside, there seems to be just as much some sort of cultural thing going on than anything else. What happened?

Me? I couldn't care less about humanity, we have sewn our seeds already, but little things like that always makes me wonder