Questions you want answers for (but were afraid to ask)

[ComedyPilot]

Simple premise, this is the thread to ask all those questions you've been aching to have answered.

Can a heat seeking missile detect and hit a hot water bottle?

 

[Drago]

Generally, no. To avoid racing in on warm bodies, passing mopeds, the sun, heat seekers are usually tuned to ignore temps below that of the exhaust outlet of its programmed target.

Did Hitler really have only one ball?

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Did Hitler really have only one ball?

Yes
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3481932/Nazi-leader-Hitler-really-did-have-only-one-ball.html

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

 

[Beebo]

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

So they can be close to you.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

How could Scotland fail to vote Yes for Independence?

The question without answer has been found

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Who had it right, the early or the late Wittengenstein?

He was a beery swine

 

[pplpilot]

Where do babies come from?

 

[EltonFrog]

How does Teflon coating stick to pans?

 

[TVC]

Why do women find me so attractive?

 

[EltonFrog]

Why do women find me so attractive?

'Cos you look like Malcolm Rifkin?

 

[Turbo Rider]

Why does snot taste better than earwax?

 

[Drago]

Is Adrian the secret love child of Oswald Moseley and Lucrezia Borgia?

 

[arch684]

Why Am i reading this thread

 

[Andy_R]

How does Teflon coating stick to pans?

In a similar vein...should I put sticks in a non stick pan?