Questions you want answers for (but were afraid to ask)

[Pat "5mph"]

When and where is my poor abused ice bike going to fail on me?

 

[Profpointy]

Yes
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3481932/Nazi-leader-Hitler-really-did-have-only-one-ball.html

but was the other in the Albert Hall, and did his mother cut it off when he was small?

 

[ColinJ]

A friend has an American friend who used to take people on rafting trips down the Rio Grande. Apparently a particularly dim punter on one trip asked "So how does a Thermos flask know whether to make food hot or cold?" ...

Which strikes me as an important question ... Does anybody know the answer, because I have been thinking about it for weeks and I can't figure it out!

 

[Smokin Joe]

Why is air invisible?

 

[stephec]

Why is air invisible?

Are you talking about the stuff on top of your head?

 

[Profpointy]

why is there only one Monopolies Commission ?

 

[theclaud]

Why is a fat chance slimmer than a slim chance?

 

[stephec]

Who knows the secret of the Black Magic box?

 

[TheDoctor]

Since flammable and inflammable both mean "will burn nicely", how do I say "not flammable"?

 

[Profpointy]

Because it is squeezed between Bob Hope and No Hope.

but what about Antelope?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Why do hot dog sausages come in packs of 8 but hot dog rolls only come in packs of 6?

 

[theclaud]

Why do hot dog sausages come in packs of 8 but hot dog rolls only come in packs of 6?

The spare two are cook's perks, while the onions are frying. Obvs!

 

[vernon]

Since flammable and inflammable both mean "will burn nicely", how do I say "not flammable"?

Non-flammable.

Simples.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Who let the dogs out?

 

[vernon]

Why do hot dog sausages come in packs of 8 but hot dog rolls only come in packs of 6?

They're for snorting - one for each nostril.