Pro Tour Punditry
Guru
Where do you go to my lovely?
Questions you want answers for (but were afraid to ask)
- Thread starter ComedyPilot
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- Location
- The TerrorVortex
Is it not, then?
vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
A friend has an American friend who used to take people on rafting trips down the Rio Grande. Apparently a particularly dim punter on one trip asked "So how does a Thermos flask know whether to make food hot or cold?" ...
Which strikes me as an important question ... Does anybody know the answer, because I have been thinking about it for weeks and I can't figure it out!
Ask a woman. They can blow hot and cold at will.
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
The rafting friend is a woman and the punter did ask her!
Apparently, she laughed so much that she almost fell off the raft. The man baffled by the hyper-intelligent Thermos flask kept asking what was so funny ...
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
Why can some people make a revolting cup of tea/coffee whilst other people , using the same equipment/ingredients, make a really nice cuppa.
Profpointy
Legendary Member
Why can some people make a revolting cup of tea/coffee whilst other people , using the same equipment/ingredients, make a really nice cuppa.
Because some people make tea with luke warm water by adding milk to the cup with a tea bag in.
Use boiling water to make tea, then add milk - proper tea (which is, in any case theft, but we'll let that go this time)
Jenkins
Legendary Member
- Location
- Felixstowe
Did you spill my pint?
OP
OP
ComedyPilot
Secret Lemonade Drinker
- Location
- The Kingdom of Yorkshire
Shut Up Legs
Down Under Member
Why did The Doctor never have a female incarnation? Or, perhaps, something neither male nor female! 
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
At least once a day.
cardiac case
Guest
- Location
- Suffolk/Essex border
Why can some people make a revolting cup of tea/coffee whilst other people , using the same equipment/ingredients, make a really nice cuppa.
I'll ask my mate, Magnolia Man.
JtB
Prepare a way for the Lord
- Location
- North Hampshire
Why did the chicken really cross the road?
Poacher
Gravitationally challenged member
- Location
- Nottingham
The butcher, the baker, the candlestickmaker.
Why can't I?
Why can't I?
