Questions you want answers for (but were afraid to ask)

[Speicher]

How does a Thermos flask know how to keep hot liquid hot, and cold liquid cold? Why is the wind always against me? How does my dog know when it's time to go out?

It is a cross wind, a very cross wind. What have you done to upset it so much?

 

[tyred]

Is an adder a mathematical genius?

Why did Bono's mum tell him he could sing?

 

[srw]

why is there only one Monopolies Commission ?

Sad but true answer... There isn't. Until last year there were three regulators with a monopoly remit. Then two of them merged.

 

[srw]

*Ahem*. I refer the Hon Gentleman to post #29...

You forgot one.

(At least.)

 

[shouldbeinbed]

How long are Angela Rippon's legs?

Long enough to reach the ground.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Why has my sister got 2 brothers but I've only got one?

 

[vernon]

Why has my sister got 2 brothers but I've only got one?

Positive gender discrimination.

 

[Aperitif]

What is a conundrum? And why are all Vernon's answers dependent on the value of pi, without resorting to telling porkies?

 

[Paulus]

Why does the smoke from a bonfire or a barbeque always go towards me, no matter what way the wind is blowing?

 

[vernon]

Why does the smoke from a bonfire or a barbeque always go towards me, no matter what way the wind is blowing?

Your magnetic personality?

 

[vernon]

Must be. The only other option is that he sucks.

 

[Paulus]

Must be. The only other option is that he sucks.

So I need to blow a bit more then?

 

[tyred]

Why is my internet connection running so slowly

 

[Profpointy]

Why is my internet connection running so slowly

that's usually caused by downloading too much pornography

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Why the fark has the central heating come on at half past 4 in the morning?