Questions you want answers for (but were afraid to ask)

[Glow worm]

What was "that" thing Meatloaf wouldn't do for love?

 

[JMAG]

Why did The Doctor never have a female incarnation? Or, perhaps, something neither male nor female!

Would any of these fit the bill? Conchita Wurst, Annie Lennox, Grace Jones.

 

[tony111]

Is an empty canister of helium heavier than a full one?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Is an empty canister of helium heavier than a full one?

No.

Helium in it's gaseous state is lighter than air, but in it's liquid state under pressure in a canister is heavier than an empty canister.

Why do most tennis 'stars clench their fists when saluting a point win?

 

[Drago]

Why is there no horse in horse radish sauce?

Is Keith Lemon the reincarnation of Jimmy Savile?

Why don't vegetarians respect vegetable rights?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Same reason as there is no horse in horse chestnut.

Really......?

 

[Fnaar]

How come 2 of my siblings are such complete @rsehloes?

 

[Hitchington]

What's the best sauce?

 

[roadrash]

does shepherds pie contain real shepherds

 

[Hitchington]

Is an "Apple Turnover" a new application on the iPhone for changing channels on your telly?

 

[raleighnut]

What's the best sauce?

According to Rory McLeod Hunger is the best sauce.

 

[stephec]

What does the fox say?

 

[Speicher]

How come 2 of my siblings are such complete @rsehloes?

Because you are so witty , handsome , intelligent , fit and considerate.

I would have to say the same about @ComedyPilot (otherwise he will be jealous). Not that Pilot has said anything about his siblings, they could be wonderful peeps, but you know what I mean, I think.

 

[Rafferty]

How does a Thermos flask know how to keep hot liquid hot, and cold liquid cold? Why is the wind always against me? How does my dog know when it's time to go out?

 

[smokeysmoo]

Did Hitler really have only one ball?

Apparently so.

However, was the other one really in the Albert Hall?