swee'pea99
Legendary Member
Some people have been kind enough to suggest that I am not a total imbecile, but I'm more of the cogitating type than the think-on-your-feet merchant. Indeed, I think if anything I'm unusually slow on the uptake/response. I always admire quick-witted comments from others.
The example that came to me while walking t'hound dates back at least 20 years, to when I was in a lift going up to a meeting, and someone muttered: 'God, this must be the slowest lift in the universe'. Almost instantly, someone at the back said: 'There's a slower one on Tharg.'
Can you recall any similar instances of quick-fire responses?
The example that came to me while walking t'hound dates back at least 20 years, to when I was in a lift going up to a meeting, and someone muttered: 'God, this must be the slowest lift in the universe'. Almost instantly, someone at the back said: 'There's a slower one on Tharg.'
Can you recall any similar instances of quick-fire responses?