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ACS
Legendary Member
- Location
- Just below the snow line
would love to, but my grumpy boss may have a P45 ready if I was to avail myself of your instruction, later OK?
chrisuren
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Plymouth, Devon, England
02GF74 said:
Hypocrite.
spandex
I love Dr D
satans budgie said:
I was Emailed this Last night
[FONT="]THIS IS TRUE[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="] AND TOOK PLACE IN SINGAPORE
A fire alarm, in a large office building, rang at 4 p.m. when almost all of the company's 500 employees were at work.
As usual in such circumstances the entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside.[/FONT]
A fire alarm, in a large office building, rang at 4 p.m. when almost all of the company's 500 employees were at work.
As usual in such circumstances the entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Nothing happened for ten minutes or so and there was no evidence of a fire.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Then the firms Security Officer made an announcement ...[/FONT]
[FONT="]"Dear employees, with melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you will be your last fire evacuation drill. Due to the recession the company are laying off almost fifty percent of staff. When you move back into the building some of you will discover that your swipe pass card will no longer give you access to the office. If you are among those laid off, go home and all your belongings will be couriered to you tomorrow. The management took this approach to save on overloading the email system with layoff notifications and goodbye messages and also to avoid any violent outbursts inside the office. Hope you have a nice career ahead ... please move forward and try your swipe card."[/FONT]
hackbike 666
Guest
Blimey that's sad.
fossyant
Ride It Like You Stole It!
- Location
- South Manchester
I've just ordered a bunch of maps and a CD for the Peak - should have the MTB back to proper use for May. I can ride to most of the trails from my house.
fossyant
Ride It Like You Stole It!
- Location
- South Manchester
I'm off work today.....kids busy building Lego !
Angelfishsolo
A Velocipedian
- Location
- Cwmbach, South Wales
OMG - What a nightmare!!
spandex said:I was Emailed this Last night
[FONT="]THIS IS TRUE[/FONT][FONT="] AND TOOK PLACE IN SINGAPORE
A fire alarm, in a large office building, rang at 4 p.m. when almost all of the company's 500 employees were at work.
As usual in such circumstances the entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside.[/FONT][FONT="]Nothing happened for ten minutes or so and there was no evidence of a fire.[/FONT][FONT="]Then the firms Security Officer made an announcement ...[/FONT][FONT="]"Dear employees, with melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you will be your last fire evacuation drill. Due to the recession the company are laying off almost fifty percent of staff. When you move back into the building some of you will discover that your swipe pass card will no longer give you access to the office. If you are among those laid off, go home and all your belongings will be couriered to you tomorrow. The management took this approach to save on overloading the email system with layoff notifications and goodbye messages and also to avoid any violent outbursts inside the office. Hope you have a nice career ahead ... please move forward and try your swipe card."[/FONT]
chrisuren
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Plymouth, Devon, England
spandex said:I was Emailed this Last night
[FONT="]THIS IS TRUE[/FONT][FONT="] AND TOOK PLACE IN SINGAPORE
A fire alarm, in a large office building, rang at 4 p.m. when almost all of the company's 500 employees were at work.
As usual in such circumstances the entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside.[/FONT][FONT="]Nothing happened for ten minutes or so and there was no evidence of a fire.[/FONT][FONT="]Then the firms Security Officer made an announcement ...[/FONT][FONT="]"Dear employees, with melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you will be your last fire evacuation drill. Due to the recession the company are laying off almost fifty percent of staff. When you move back into the building some of you will discover that your swipe pass card will no longer give you access to the office. If you are among those laid off, go home and all your belongings will be couriered to you tomorrow. The management took this approach to save on overloading the email system with layoff notifications and goodbye messages and also to avoid any violent outbursts inside the office. Hope you have a nice career ahead ... please move forward and try your swipe card."[/FONT]
Did your swipe card work?
