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Quote of the day from my dad...

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by SamNichols, 24 Mar 2008.

  1. SamNichols

    SamNichols New Member

    Colne, Lancs
    On yesterday's news of my sister's engagement:
    "I don't want to give her away. Can't I sell her?"
  2. heretic

    heretic New Member

    In the shed
    I know the problem!:blush:
  3. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    I heard that one before. Your dad is nervous. You need to sort this out.
  4. marinyork

    marinyork Resting in suspended Animation

    A problem throughout history...
  5. SamNichols

    SamNichols New Member

    Colne, Lancs
    How can I sort it out Abitrary? A bit of hypnotherapy may go down a treat, or he can spend the next 9 months slightly tipsy to give himself dutch courage.

  6. your an idiot. he was just trying to be funny.
  7. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    Two blokes vs. one girl and a nervous fiancee.

    Through the door wielding car-jacks and spanners. You can play good / bad cop.

    This is your gig sam.
  8. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Penarth, Wales
    Never mind selling her, he should be happy that he'll be able to get in the bathroom for more than 5 secs per day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. SamNichols

    SamNichols New Member

    Colne, Lancs
    My dad has his own bathroom, so it isn't that much of a problem really.
  10. "Five a Day"
    How to get your Oates in the bathroom for longer.
    Sam's sister can help...

  11. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    Sure E-Bay must have a section for this kind of thing? Getting accurate info out of your daughter regarding, er, usage might be tricky though and you wouldn't want to get negative feedback because the description of 'Low mileage, one careful owner' turned out to be less than accurate.....:biggrin:

    Hmmmm, that smell of stale meths. Seems familiar. Do I know you? Heh....:biggrin: