Quote of the day from my dad...

[SamNichols]

On yesterday's news of my sister's engagement:
"I don't want to give her away. Can't I sell her?"

 

[heretic]

I know the problem!

 

[Abitrary]

I heard that one before. Your dad is nervous. You need to sort this out.

 

[marinyork]

A problem throughout history...

 

[SamNichols]

How can I sort it out Abitrary? A bit of hypnotherapy may go down a treat, or he can spend the next 9 months slightly tipsy to give himself dutch courage.

 

[The Young Soul Rebel]

I heard that one before. Your dad is nervous. You need to sort this out.

your an idiot. he was just trying to be funny.

 

[Abitrary]

How can I sort it out Abitrary? A bit of hypnotherapy may go down a treat, or he can spend the next 9 months slightly tipsy to give himself dutch courage.

Two blokes vs. one girl and a nervous fiancee.

Through the door wielding car-jacks and spanners. You can play good / bad cop.

This is your gig sam.

 

[Keith Oates]

On yesterday's news of my sister's engagement:
"I don't want to give her away. Can't I sell her?"

Never mind selling her, he should be happy that he'll be able to get in the bathroom for more than 5 secs per day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SamNichols]

Never mind selling her, he should be happy that he'll be able to get in the bathroom for more than 5 secs per day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My dad has his own bathroom, so it isn't that much of a problem really.

 

[Aperitif]

"Five a Day"
How to get your Oates in the bathroom for longer.
Sam's sister can help...

 

[Chuffy]

I know the problem!

Sure E-Bay must have a section for this kind of thing? Getting accurate info out of your daughter regarding, er, usage might be tricky though and you wouldn't want to get negative feedback because the description of 'Low mileage, one careful owner' turned out to be less than accurate.....

Hmmmm, that smell of stale meths. Seems familiar. Do I know you? Heh....