Quote of the day

[biggs682]

At 7.25am this morning my beloved rolled over and uttered the truly romantic words .........

" why have i got cat litter in my pants "

i mean how does the male of the species answer that question without getting himself into trouble

 

[Mo1959]

Lol...............I'm now relieved to know it's not just me that finds cat litter in my bed!

 

[Seevio]

Do you actually own a cat?

 

[biggs682]

Do you actually own a cat?

we do thank goodness otherwise i would be worried

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Never actually reached my pants, but, yes, there has been instances of cat litter in my bed

 

[Levo-Lon]

Cat litter? Reminds me of a funny tale

A very good friend of mine once got the dredded crabs...
he lived with a girl who had lots of cats...
he went to see the Dr about his nocturnal activities....
he asked the Dr Do you think i can blame the crab lice on my girlfriends cats? For an excuse?

In a thick Indian accent the Dr politely replied " only if you've been fooking them Mr...name

 

[stephec]

It reminds me a bit of the two married women on a night out.

Walking home they get caught short and nip over the graveyard wall.

Once finished the first one says, "I've got nothing to wipe with," so she takes her knickers off and uses them, then throws them away.

The second one says, "I'm not doing that," so she picks up a nearby bunch od flowers and uses the wrapper.

The next day their husbands are chatting.

"I don't know what went on last night," says the first one, "but when my wife got home last night she had no knickers on."

"You think that's bad?" answers the second, "when mine got in she had a card in her's saying, 'from all the lads at the fire station, we'll never forget you.'"

 

[biggs682]

Thankfully normal service was resumed this morning , no cat litter comments