Quote of the Day

[HLaB]

Zipvit just sent me a marketing email:

Carlos Sastre:

'During the 3 weeks of the Tour De France I do not have my wife with me. ZipVit chocolate energy bars are my substitute for not having sex!

 

[Dayvo]

- What does he do with them exactly?

Better than doughnuts!

Or polo mints.

 

[rich p]

I heard a good quote from Chris Barber today saying, "They call it free jazz because no-one in their right mind would pay to listen to it"

 

[Bigtwin]

Mrs Sastre must be awful in the sack then...

She was OK after a few pints, but completely clueless when it came to cooking a full English though.