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Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
Heading home from a wake last night, I espied a couple of PCSOs on bikes up ahead - fairly fit looking ones too, an older one and a younger one. So I upped my pace (even going up over the flyover) and very gradually reeled them in. As I passed, (keeping my breathing light, of course, and my countenance casual), I said "Evening!" and the older one behind said "Hi!" and the younger one in front said "Bloody hell!" Whether this was a reference to my funereal trousers tucked into long socks, giving me a slight plusfour look, or a reaction to my effortless speed and elan, I don't know. I left them for dust.
Until about 1/4 mile further on - whether I slowed down, or they speeded up, I don't know, but I heard a voice behind say "Don't slow down now!" So I put my foot down, and never saw them again. (I suspect they turned off to cross the river to Fulford....)
Made for an invigorating ride home, anyway....
Scalped 3 commuters on the way in this morning, ok, one was a sit up and beg lady, and another a guy with a child seat on the back, but the last one looked proper serious. I suspect he wasn't trying....
Until about 1/4 mile further on - whether I slowed down, or they speeded up, I don't know, but I heard a voice behind say "Don't slow down now!" So I put my foot down, and never saw them again. (I suspect they turned off to cross the river to Fulford....)
Made for an invigorating ride home, anyway....
Scalped 3 commuters on the way in this morning, ok, one was a sit up and beg lady, and another a guy with a child seat on the back, but the last one looked proper serious. I suspect he wasn't trying....