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Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
Whilst you are randomly measuring your body parts, you could rule straight lines down from your ear lobes and discover that they will line up perfectly with your nipples.

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Aha... not if you glance to the right or left!*:smile:

*whilst maintaining a "torso facing front" bodily stance.
 

Edwards80

Über Member
Location
Stockport, UK
Aha... not if you glance to the right or left!*:smile:

*whilst maintaining a "torso facing front" bodily stance.

Bah, nitpicker. I guess it also doesn't work if your pie and ale consumption has created a "moob offset"
 

TVC

Guest
Whilst you are randomly measuring your body parts, you could rule straight lines down from your ear lobes and discover that they will line up perfectly with your nipples.

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Not if you're lying on your back - unless of course you have ridiculously large silicone implants that mean your nipples are incapable of the slightest movement under any circumstances. You've seen the pictures, don't pretend you haven't.
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
And, perhaps the least believable until you try it - the distance from middle finger tip to middle finger tip of your outstretched arms (outstretched left and right, not in front of you), is your height.
 

machew

Veteran
Leonardo??
Nah the turtle
 
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