Random stuff you've learned.

[srw]

Oblate spheroid

Oblate spheroids are still round.

 

[Andy_R]

[QUOTE 3966660, member: 45"]If a chimp was the size of an ant it would be able to able to scale the Great Wall of China without oxygen.[/QUOTE]
No it couldn't.

 

[Cuchilo]

If you unscrew your belly button your bum falls off.

That had me in tears

 

[andyfraser]

That had me in tears

Because you tried it and now can't get your bum back on again?

 

[biggs682]

When you find out what raisins are it's going to blow your mind

well i know they are not dried rabbit or sheep's poo

 

[TissoT]

Eating mince pies on a Christmas day is illegal in the uk ..

 

[steve50]

Sultanas, raisins and currants are all types of dried grape.

 

[wheresthetorch]

Guinness is good for you.

 

[Jenkins]

*Dull anorak alert*

BBC Radio Suffolk have a transmitter serving Ipswich and the SE of the county (103.9FM) located across the border in Essex (near Manningtree).

*Dull anorak alert over*

Is anyone still awake?

No - they've been listening to BBC Radio Suffolk.

 

[hopless500]

That had me in tears

There's some things that the grownups just don't tell you

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Dogs can't look up.

I used that one on my kids as a throwaway dad line. I didn't know youngest son took it in hook line and sinker. It was about 6 months later he was up in his room and shouted to our dog in the garden, he looked up and son 2 was so amazed he came and told me straight away we had a mutant dog.

 

[nickyboy]

We can though, and doing this can encourage a sneeze that doesn't quite want to happen.

Successfully encouraging a sneeze is one of life's pleasures

Useless fact: The countries with the biggest economies in the past 20 centuries are USA (20th), UK (19th) China (all the other 18 centuries)

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

 

[YahudaMoon]

$600 will make you happy

http://mishkafw.com/?gclid=CI3K4vac18gCFQrpwgodiDMG-A#land

 

[wheresthetorch]

A duck's quack doesn't echo.