Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
My over-riding memory of Killie was the 0-0 draw that relegated us a few years ago (Ryan Flynn missed a sitter). At full time there was a pitch invasion and about 50 or so Killie fans ran to the Falkirk end to goad us. Imprinted on my mind's eye was a girl who could have been 15 or 50 stood right in front of us giving it the GIRUY and she was quite simply the ugliest female I've ever seen in my life. A nicotine-stained, plook infested face surrounded a gaping mouth that looked like an ashtray full of discarded fag dowps - her remaining teeth were blackened stumps. I can't think of Kilmarnock without seeing that face <shudder>