Rant thread #3841

[NorthernDave]

Hitler? A rank amateur.

Ming The Merciless? Perleeeaaase?

No, there's only one man who's over come close to taking over the World. That man is Alexander Armstrong.

The annoying plummy little git has taken over TV. Nary a quiz show or one off drama airs without his aggravating presence. He's even taken over the adverts who ceaselessly plug his latest CD of strange noises that sound suspiciously like Brian Blessed with his scrotum in an ever tightening vice.

Now his domination if TV is complete then the real world must now surely fall.

This man is dangerous, insidious, and is taking over the World. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Quick! You're missing him on ITV3 right now!

 

[TrishE]

He was on have I got news for you the other week and the guest publication was towpath talk. His comment was Why can't they be normal and live in an effin house....not sure what normal is thankfully but he's a great advert for living in bricks then

 

[NorthernDave]

Here's some more shows available this week with him in:

 

[subaqua]

Richard Hammond nearly took over but the nasty Dragster crash ended all that...
sometimes the 15 mins lasts a bit too long...

At least Bruce has retired....

oooh now theres one for celebrity deathwatch list. only 26 days left for this year though.

 

[Dayvo]

At least he's miles better than Nick 'Fakkin' Knowles.