Rant thread #3841

[Drago]

Hitler? A rank amateur.

Ming The Merciless? Perleeeaaase?

No, there's only one man who's over come close to taking over the World. That man is Alexander Armstrong.

The annoying plummy little git has taken over TV. Nary a quiz show or one off drama airs without his aggravating presence. He's even taken over the adverts who ceaselessly plug his latest CD of strange noises that sound suspiciously like Brian Blessed with his scrotum in an ever tightening vice.

Now his domination if TV is complete then the real world must now surely fall.

This man is dangerous, insidious, and is taking over the World. Don't say I didn't warn you.

 

[Drago]

[QUOTE 4583363, member: 43827"]He was even on the Michael Mcintyre show last week.

It doesn't get worse than those two together.[/QUOTE]Hitler had his Mussolini. Ming had his Klytus.

 

[Beebo]

And he does the voice of danger mouse

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Hitler? A rank amateur.

Ming The Merciless? Perleeeaaase?

No, there's only one man who's over come close to taking over the World. That man is Alexander Armstrong.

The annoying plummy little git has taken over TV. Nary a quiz show or one off drama airs without his aggravating presence. He's even taken over the adverts who ceaselessly plug his latest CD of strange noises that sound suspiciously like Brian Blessed with his scrotum in an ever tightening vice.

Now his domination if TV is complete then the real world must now surely fall.

This man is dangerous, insidious, and is taking over the World. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Never heard of him.

 

[matiz]

I said to the Mrs on Friday he must have sold his house and moved into the BBC ,
I caught the end of pointless turned over and the smug git was talking to Zoe on the strictly spinoff he's been on the one show, loose women,all the chat shows ,you can't even listen to a radio quiz or comedy show in peace,I went to the local asda this week got to the top of the escalator and was confronted by a big display of his latest awful CD ,I'm starting to develop a phobia.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I said to the Mrs on Friday he must have sold his house and moved into the BBC ,
I caught the end of pointless turned over and the smug git was talking to Zoe on the strictly spinoff he's been on the one show, loose women,all the chat shows ,you can't even listen to a radio quiz or comedy show in peace,I went to the local asda this week got to the top of the escalator and was confronted by a big display of his latest awful CD ,I'm starting to develop a phobia.

That might explain why I've never heard of him, there's nothing on your list that I watch/listen to.

 

[gavroche]

I watch "The Chase" , on the other side.

 

[John the Monkey]

[QUOTE 4583370, member: 259"]
There are creams for that.[/QUOTE]

 

[matiz]

I watch "The Chase" , on the other side.

It's only a matter of time before he Nick's Bradley's job.

 

[snorri]

This man is dangerous, insidious, and is taking over the World. Don't say I didn't warn you.

This is clearly a disturbing issue for you.
Perhaps you could kidnap some unsuspecting young child to help you find the OFF switch on your television?

 

[Drago]

I frightened to approach the TV in case he tries to invade me too.

 

[Levo-Lon]

Richard Hammond nearly took over but the nasty Dragster crash ended all that...
sometimes the 15 mins lasts a bit too long...

At least Bruce has retired....

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I say @Drago his friends call him Zander

 

[Saluki]

You know that noses and ears are said to keep growing throughout your life? Well if that is the case, I suspect that Alexander Armstrong will start to resemble Griphook, from Gringotts bank, very shortly.
I find the pointless show very irritating and as for the album!

 

[Bollo]

At least he's better than that Carol Vordeman.