Rate my homemade birdtable...

[SpokeyDokey]

My Condor wont fit in it.

 

[Drago]

Get some creosote on it.

Real creosote, not the bird friendly modern rubbish.

 

[rich p]

Shortly to become available again, now we are free from the yoke of Europe?

Taking back control, creosote, carcinogens?
Delete as applicable...

 

[Tin Pot]

MBGA

Make Birdtables Great Again.

 

[slowmotion]

MBGA

Make Birdtables Great Again.

Make cats pay for them!

Edit: not original. There was a lovely cartoon of an outraged chicken telling the flock that foxes would be getting the bill for a new hen house.

 

[ufkacbln]

Making a hole in a tree would have been a better idea - at least for the bird.

Childhood poem

In days of old, when knights were bold
And ladies weren't invented
The knights bored holes in telegraph poles
And walked away contented.

 

[Crackle]

Finis.

Well, as finis as I get. It's now been moved into place and I await the hungry hordes.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Finis.

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Well, as finis as I get. It's now been moved into place and I await the hungry hordes.

If it's anything like mine, it'll just be a pigeon magnet ffs...

 

[Crackle]

If it's anything like mine, it'll just be a pigeon magnet ffs...

Fat woodpigeons would certainly test it's NCAP rating.

 

[raleighnut]

Fat woodpigeons would certainly test it's NCAP rating.

Borrow a rifle from @User . Pigeon pie.

 

[nickyboy]

Wait until the squirrels discover it. WW3

 

[raleighnut]

I expect he has built in secret anti-squirrel measures.

See post #61, squirrel pie

 

[Crackle]

My canine companion is on permanent squirrel watch even though we've only ever seen one squirrel in the garden in 7 years. You can never be too vigilant is his motto: Or too asleep. Or too full, I can't remember which. Probably all of them.

 

[raleighnut]

My canine companion is on permanent squirrel watch even though we've only ever seen one squirrel in the garden in 7 years. You can never be too vigilant is his motto: Or too asleep. Or too full, I can't remember which. Probably all of them.

Mention Squirrel or Pigeon anywhere near this lad and he would have been up the garden like a shot.

Don't let the sleepy look fool you, Sabor always had one eye half open and at least one ear like a radar dish

 

[Andy_R]

See post #61, squirrel pie

Squirrel Stew cooked on a Swedish torch by my Scouts.....bloomin omnomnom....