Rate my homemade birdtable...

[hopless500]

Feet are a bit narrow so it will blow over easy..unless you screw it or peg it..
I've seen a lot worse mate...birds don't care as long as the grub is ok

I was thinking the same
I have saved myself a TMN by reading through the thread first

 

[Crackle]

Fat pigeon doing his best to figure out how to get his fat arse onto the table for the mealworms. I'm not mean though, there's some on the shed roof and the floor for him.

Quite a few blue tits

Loads of starlings

And lots on the ground for the blackbird who has actually got a beakfull.

 

[nickyboy]

Great Tit, not Blue Tit

...oh and get yer lawn cut too

 

[nickyboy]

You are OK with the wall though?

Pointing needs a bit of work but I'll forgive him that. The lawn though...it's not exactly complicated to give it a cut is it?

And is it just me that thinks the birds on the birdtable look like stuffed ones Crax has placed there ?

 

[Crackle]

Pointing needs a bit of work but I'll forgive him that. The lawn though...it's not exactly complicated to give it a cut is it?

And is it just me that thinks the birds on the birdtable look like stuffed ones Crax has placed there ?

Oy, it was on today's to do list until I ricked me back. Anyway that bit of lawn is destined to become a heathered area as it's in permanent shade and quite rooty from a tree next door.

 

[Crackle]

And they are stuffed from all the excellent scram I've supplied

 

[nickyboy]

Oy, it was on today's to do list until I ricked me back. Anyway that bit of lawn is destined to become a heathered area as it's in permanent shade and quite rooty from a tree next door.

It looks so overgrown you could probably apply for an EU grant as "set aside"

 

[Crackle]

It looks so overgrown you could probably apply for an EU grant as "set aside"

Pah!

 

[biggs682]

do you get many birds in the shed

 

[Crackle]

do you get many birds in the shed

Not the shed floor, although funnily enough I did have a blackbird chick in there once. He fell out the nest and got well lost. I had to catch him and walk a long way (for a bird) back to his nest.

 

[gavroche]

Now you need to build a hide so you can set up your camera on a tripod and a shelf for your binoculars and tea flask.

 

[rich p]

...oh and get yer lawn cut too

Do you not remember the great Crackle lawn thread, back when men were men, and so were the women?
I'd bet he hasn't cut it since.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Your next project @Crackle?

 

[rich p]

Your next project @Crackle?
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An uncanny resemblance to the man himself...

 

[rich p]

An uncanny resemblance to the man himself...

p.s. I meant the great tit obvs...