On about batteries and my jump starter thingy in particular, last night a friend sent me a text asking if he could borrow my jump starter. This is the 'friend' who asked me to lend him £1000 a year ago,resulting in him getting quite aggressive when I said no. In his text he said he was coming round for it. I immediately replied 'sorry I'm out, I'll come round to yours asap with it (then take it back after jump starting)'. My thoughts were I 'lend it to him and I'll never see it again'! When I got there it turned out he wanted the jump starter to charge his camper van battery overnight, before going away for a short holiday. I fobbed him off saying it doesn't charge batteries, only jump starts them. Maybe it does charge batteries, but no way was I leaving it with this borrow and don't pay/hand back merchant!!

If I'd left it with him he'd most likely take it with him and knacker it up.