Recommend me a starter...

[screenman]

Jam sponge pudding and custard.
Spotted dick and custard.
Syrup sponge and custard.

There three courses for you, I hate it when you get through the the first two courses and have no room left for a pud.

 

[rich p]

Thought cheese was off the fussy bugger's menu?

Only goats cheese!

 

[TVC]

Jam sponge pudding and custard.
Spotted dick and custard.
Syrup sponge and custard.

There three courses for you, I hate it when you get through the the first two courses and have no room left for a PhD.

Excellent autocorrect fail

 

[Dayvo]

Only goats cheese!

You should give him some bull's cheese!

 

[Lullabelle]

No, crisp and firm like @Lullabelle ...

I've decided to abandon the prawn one in favour of ham, chive and cheese

 

[Aperitif]

Rich means 'Edibelle' - of course.

 

[jefmcg]

I've decided to abandon the prawn one

The hammer&sickle?
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Edit: OK both look brilliant. Personally I only want filo or puff (== vol au vents) when I have a seat and a napkin to deal with the crumbs.
Hopefully it was a delightful evening.

 

[srw]

No, crisp and firm like @Lullabelle ...

I've decided to abandon the prawn one in favour of ham, chive and cheese

You've made flan. Is it still the seventies?

 

[rich p]

My apologies! I couldn't resist a cheap gag...

 

[John the Monkey]

How did it go then, Rich?

It was probably just like this;

 

[threebikesmcginty]

It was probably just like this;

I imagine it being like the first few seconds of this...

 

[John the Monkey]

Or maybe this then;

or this...?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

 

[jefmcg]

 

[John the Monkey]

The critics respond;