SERIOUSLY THOUGH, I have been studiously avoiding all the programmes about it, but I did end up seeing one about the pipers who played in the battles.
They recreated what the soldiers would have heard at the Somme using recordings of all the different weapons being used in a typical pattern, all supper imposed over the noise of explosions, the whistles, the cracks, the pings, the noise of bullets hitting metal and flesh, the men shouting and screaming and all the rest..... And then they added bagpipe music, which was totally drowned out except for the occasional note or two being heard, which just seemed to illustrate how utterly crass the entire thing was!
I know it was artificial, but all I can say is that the recording was utterly harrowing, I mean, it was truly awful and not something I want to hear again in a hurry.
They showed them playing it to families of the pipers, and you could see their reactions, everyone looked utterly horrified at it, and quite honestly, I now have a much better understanding as to why people suffered from shell shock, it really was quite offensive!
I now don't need to watch anything else, I just think of how it all would have sounded never mind how it all must have looked and that is enough for me!