Rename a car with a letter or word

[Accy cyclist]

Hillman Pimp

 

[Shut Up Legs]

crap

(just adding 1 letter to 'car' and expressing my feelings of cars in general)

 

[raleighnut]

Austin Allagro

We actually called them that in the early 80's

 

[stephec]

Toyota Pious

 

[raleighnut]

Kia Sportbra

 

[lenfield]

Volkswagen Toe-rag

 

[DRM]

Toyota Aystop
Toyota ProLapse (Van)
Peugeot Sexpest (Van)

 

[Dogtrousers]

My grandad always referred to his car as a Ford Angular

This was in the 60s, so he anticipated this thread by 60 years. I had an avant garde grandad.

 

[Shearwater Missile]

Vauxhall Viagra
Toyota Hi-ass

 

[mistyoptic]

The flasher’s car, Austin Mac-see

 

[Sharky]

The spy's favourite car, the
Masda MI5

 

[raleighnut]

Lotus Eclair

 

[PeteXXX]

Kia Shortage

 

[colly]

Not forgetting the:

Porsche Poo

Fiat Flange

Vauxhall Vage

Morris Minge

and the never popular,

Honda Herpes

 

[Sharky]

At the coal face, it's the ..

Morris Miner