OP
OP
ScotiaLass
Guru
- Location
- Middle Earth
Yes it was...I was trying to suppress a giggle when they told me they'd be bringing round photos....
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- Thread starter ScotiaLass
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welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
Could've been worse...
Could've been a video nasty.
Bit' er 'blue' for the Mams..
As Peter Kay might say.
OP
OP
ScotiaLass
Guru
- Location
- Middle Earth
I still have to be shown the CCTV clip
SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
Oh be-Jaysus !!I still have to be shown the CCTV clip
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
I still have to be shown the CCTV clip
Its all right girl. Get yourself some popcorn . you'll be ok.
OP
OP
ScotiaLass
Guru
- Location
- Middle Earth
Oh be-Jaysus !!
cd365
Guru
- Location
- Coventry, uk
Thanks for this, I haven't laughed so hard in ages.He said that he was having a pee in the bushes (with a coat on and trousers that only came up to his knees) and that a woman and dog randomly attacked him for no reason.The police took his statement but I feel that they didn't believe him.
His willy was sewn back on, so I was unofficially told. It was still attached to his body, mostly, when he made it to A&E. Nobody is quite sure how he managed to drive himself there, but he did. I was also told, unofficially you understand, that he pees sitting down and is unlikely to ever have 'relations' in the normal way again.
Troy sounds like he was an amazing dog and if it was my child that had fell in and Troy had pulled him to safety I would have been forever grateful. That woman should have been done for neglect and prosecuted for what she called you. Why didn't she jump in to pull him out?
Phoenix Lincs
Über Member
- Location
- Sleaford, Lincs
What a fabulous thread begun by a serious posting. Well done for reporting the flasher ScotiaLass! Glad they got him.
Had tears rolling down my face at some of the following posts though, thanks folks, just what I needed
Had tears rolling down my face at some of the following posts though, thanks folks, just what I needed
jdtate101
Ex-Fatman
- Location
- Boring Birmingham
True story, a mate of mine did a stint in A&E as a junior doctor and a bloke was brought in, by police, with a ripped scrotum. It was a flasher who, when he attempted to run away from him victim' caught his nuts on a barbed wire fence. Needless to say he didn't do it again...
Pro Tour Punditry
Guru
Depending how long ago this happened, and if he was convicted, he'll have been a registered sex offender, and will have been managed via Multi Agency Public Protection Arrangements. His assessment will have been in relation to the extent to which he presented a risk of serious harm, and he will have had a risk management plan.
