revenge advice needed

[surfdude]

while cycling home today i can only say the boys started to get very warm .uncomfortable warm , than more like burning . on investigation i find out someone has rub DEEP HEAT into the pad of my shorts . i have a very good idea who did it . best non lethal way of getting him back please. funnier the better .

 

[Deedee58]

ooooh well like they say revenge is a dish best served cold so take your time over this one matey ...... shhheeeeeshhhhh

 

[TheDoctor]

Any number of possiblities. A colleague of mine wanted to discover who was stealing his milk at work.
Turns out that diluted white emulsion paint looks like milk, but isn't very nice on cornflakes.

 

[classic33]

Best way is to make it known you intend getting your own back. Whilst explaining how, to the person as though you thought it was someone else.

Make them wonder when & where it'll happen.

 

[Markymark]

Shag his wife.

 

[classic33]

"Manager" where I worked got a new car and never missed a chance to point out how good it was.
Dirty oil placed/poured on the floor under his car, had him getting the "leak" seen to more than once.
Even to the point of telling him to point out it only occurred on a slope.

 

[Moodyman]

^^^^^ whilst wearing deep heat on your bishop - edit: was referring to MarkyMark.

 

[surfdude]

Shag his wife.

i have seen his wife and no way as that would just be getting me more and to be honest i would prefer more deep heat

 

[Hyslop]

Some years ago,whilst working in the big city,I worked with a female who was quite foul towards her colleagues.One day, whilst in a joke shop near Shaftesbury Avenue,I discovered that one could in fact buy fart powder in bulk.I bought about 2 lbs of "the mixture" and duly added it to her posh coffee over a period.Well,it worked,the result was severe embarrassment,including greeting a visiting dignitary in unusual fashion,several days off work,2 abortive medical examinations and a lot less of the bad behaviour.However I had [how I dont know]not taken into account the whiff that came with the sound and at one point she couldnt walk a step without farting,so we all suffered too in one sense.I know some of my colleagues cycled,hope they still do,so if they read this,sorry all.Twas I.So my answer is slow burn,with venom

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Punch him in the face.

 

[Beebo]

Stick a kipper somewhere he wont find it.

 

[Drago]

Get a pack of XXX mints, eat a third of them. Get a steredent tab - which looks identical- and pop it in the top of the roll. Leave it where the suspect is.liable to help themselves, and voila!

 

[fatblokish]

Take a week off work whilst your undercarriage repairs itself. Then inform your HR dept of the offence. Present him with a gift of Deep Heat on the day of his dismissal. Then don't shag his missus.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Sign his work email up to as many porn sites as you can, sit back and watch IT go nuts on him as the spam filters go into overdrive

 

[Doseone]

All you need is three pool balls and a sock....