revenge advice needed

[John the Monkey]

I think revenge only works if you're Charles Bronson, doesn't it? Never seems to go that well for anyone else.

 

[MikeW-71]

Staple a fish under his desk.

 

[Drago]

Smear his Wife's naughty bits with Deep Heat so his love Lolly gets to known how your love plums felt.

 

[Freds Dad]

Dog shoot under his car door handles.

 

[Yellow Fang]

There were some pretty funny ones in season 2 of The Wire, mostly involving Ziggy. The problem is all those would get you the sack.

 

[fossyant]

HR - or smash him in the face.

 

[vernon]

This is a great laxative best served in a G&T

 

[Piemaster]

Frozen sausages. Go round to his house one night and hammer them into his lawn. He'll be very popular with the local fox population.

(read on another forum somewhere)

 

[Hyslop]

This is a great laxative best served in a G&T

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Thanks.One to remember!

 

[classic33]

Frozen sausages. Go round to his house one night and hammer them into his lawn. He'll be very popular with the local fox population.

(read on another forum somewhere)

Also on here http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/crikey-internet-warriors.152107/post-2984012

 

[Drago]

Send him on holiday to SE Syria, and buy him an "I love America" T shirt to wear.

 

[fossyant]

Milk/yoghurt into the car's cabin air intake ! Got to bet this guy isn't a cyclist. PS located under windscreen on scuttle panel, usually on passenger side.

 

[beardy01]

I am pretty sure eye drops ( most of the bottle ) in his tea / coffee will either make him shoot himself or keep him on the toilet most of the day

 

[TheDoctor]

One of these under the perpetrators desk.

 

[Drago]

Just be careful feeding him stuff to give him the squirts. Administering a noxious substance will get you locked up.