revenge advice needed

[John the Monkey]

I've been doing a bit more reading on this, and apparently, the best revenge is living well.

(Poor Charles Bronson, if only he'd known).

Buy another bike, treat yourself to a cake. That'll learn him.

 

[cosmicbike]

Rise above it, and continue as normal. Twats like that need a response to their childish behaviour, and if they don't get it from you then it's no fun.

 

[cosmicbike]

TMN to AndyWilliams. But at least there are two grown-ups in this thread.

Bugger

 

[Venod]

Deep heat to a cyclists pants is bad. I assume the op has not raced. If I came in where my kit is now and smelt deep heat I'd be suspect. At race HQs the place stinks of it and similar, it's all on the riders legs.

Heard quite a few tails of deep heat been put on chamois at race HQ's, can't give any advice on revenge only take your time and make sure it happens.

 

[benb]

ooooh well like they say revenge is a dish best served cold

No, that's gazpacho you're thinking of there.

 

[Longshot]

1. Do you have access to his house? In which case, an 'upperdecker' would work well.
2. There's stories about a particularly nasty way to gain revenge on a man which involves a glass mercury thermometer and a hammer. Trouble is it also requires an erection (his) and it's not very funny so may be beyond the realms of what you're looking to achieve.

 

[Boo]

/backs slowly out of thread and runs

 

[ayceejay]

I don't know if you saw The Godfather but this is the sort of thing that can go terribly wrong.
This is what I would do: buy a large container of Deep Heat and put it in a prominent place on your desk/bench. According to Donald Rumsfeld this will then become a 'known known' the 'unknown known' will be where and when you will use it on him/her. You can savor this revenge for as long as you like without doing any of the psychopathic suggestions above.

 

[classic33]

/backs slowly out of thread and runs

Wasn't you by any chance?

 

[Cyclopathic]

Slip some women's underwear into his pocket and tip his wife off.

 

[Cyclopathic]

Wait until he is on the phone to his wife and say in a loud, gruff voice "Put that down and come back to bed"

 

[John the Monkey]

Tell him Battlestar Galactica is really good, and that it finished, in Season 5, with a satisfying, well thought out conclusion.

Actually, don't; that's too cruel.

 

[John the Monkey]

Could do the same thing with "Lost", for that matter (series 6 though, in that case).

 

[benb]

Could do the same thing with "Lost", for that matter (series 6 though, in that case).

I quite liked S1 of Lost, albeit if they had chopped all the filler they could have made it 10 episodes instead of 20+
S2 I thought, "OK get on with it"
I got half way through S3 before giving up.

 

[subaqua]

Milk/yoghurt into the car's cabin air intake ! Got to bet this guy isn't a cyclist. PS located under windscreen on scuttle panel, usually on passenger side.

baby formula is far far worse/better ( depending on POV) for this.