revenge advice needed

[John the Monkey]

I quite liked S1 of Lost, albeit if they had chopped all the filler they could have made it 10 episodes instead of 20+
S2 I thought, "OK get on with it"
I got half way through S3 before giving up.

I made the mistake of going back to it. A nonsensical mess, would, I think, be an overly charitable review.

 

[Dayvo]

Ask him where his tool is!

NSFW


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jt4RtXJGAg

 

[Markymark]

Tell him to ask on a cycling forum about helmets.

Actually, no, that's too cruel, just stick to shagging his wife.

 

[classic33]

I don't know if you saw The Godfather but this is the sort of thing that can go terribly wrong.
This is what I would do: buy a large container of Deep Heat and put it in a prominent place on your desk/bench. According to Donald Rumsfeld this will then become a 'known known' the 'unknown known' will be where and when you will use it on him/her. You can savor this revenge for as long as you like without doing any of the psychopathic suggestions above.

A bit like this one

Best way is to make it known you intend getting your own back. Whilst explaining how, to the person as though you thought it was someone else.

Make them wonder when & where it'll happen.

 

[KEEF]

Love Lolly sorry I cant stop laughing

 

[Hyslop]

Get a pack of XXX mints, eat a third of them. Get a steredent tab - which looks identical- and pop it in the top of the roll. Leave it where the suspect is.liable to help themselves, and voila!

What actually happens?Foaming at the mouth?I can imagine that this sort of information may be of use to me.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

What actually happens?Foaming at the mouth?I can imagine that this sort of information may be of use to me.

I can suggest an experiment for you to try

 

[ayceejay]

A bit like this one

A bit like that it's just that I told it better.

 

[Drago]

What actually happens?Foaming at the mouth?I can imagine that this sort of information may be of use to me.

They foam at the mouth and gag a lot. They'll look like a rabies victim thats accidentally swallowed a porcupine.

 

[Hyslop]

I can suggest an experiment for you to try

You suggest away, I know someone daft enough to try it,worryingly,he is an accountant, one of those normally associated with the more sedate aspects of life.

 

[Hyslop]

They foam at the mouth and gag a lot. They'll look like a rabies victim thats accidentally swallowed a porcupine.

Sadly,no one would notice round here,even as I write there will be much fulminating inBotchergate,the intellectual heart of Carlisle where those of aspiritual and spirited nature gather to debate.Would 2 Steradent have sufficient impact/

 

[beardy01]

Put his details on a dating website and tip off his missus that he's been playing away?

So a divorce is a better option than him having the trots???

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

So a divorce is a better option than him having the trots???

It doesn't have to be an either/or