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Rider's Excuses

Discussion in 'Pro Cycling (Road and Track Racing)' started by Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, 26 Jul 2007.

  1. Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond

    Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond New Member

    Location:
    Nottingham
    When you put them all together they are brilliant, aren't they?

    1. My thighs were full of blood.
    2. I had some Jack Daniels the night before.
    3. It's the ghost of my unborn twin.
    4. I was in Mexico.

    There must be more. Please add to the list.
     
  2. chris42

    chris42 New Member

    Location:
    Deal, Kent
    The lab dosn't know how to test

    They are out to tarnish me and my family for their own financial gain
     
  3. Tim Bennet.

    Tim Bennet. Entirely Average Member

    Location:
    S of Kendal
    Why pick on us? We're not as bad as professional wrestling or bodybuilding!
     
  4. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    No no no, these performance-enhancing drugs are not for me - they're for my mother-in-law!

    I never cheated, I only attempted to cheat but failed.
     
  5. chris42

    chris42 New Member

    Location:
    Deal, Kent

    Good point.
    I pro bodybuilding almost any drugs are legal execpt Diuretics (laxatives) and this is where the big bucks is at.
    Natural bodybuilding is almost an amature sport in comparrision.
     
  6. Blonde

    Blonde New Member

    Location:
    Bury, Lancashire
    They look a lot better for it though!
     
  7. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    Natural bodybuilding is amateur compared with pro bodybuilding?

    :thumbsup::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
     
  8. fuzzy29

    fuzzy29 New Member

    Location:
    Somerset
    I have asthma.
     
  9. Blonde

    Blonde New Member

    Location:
    Bury, Lancashire
    My excuse would be, I am suffering a rare blood disorder that has only been discovered recently and isn't in the medical dictionaries yet, and I had to go from Mexico to Italy to see my grandmother on her deathbed, and the dog ate my team kit and I am allergic to turquoise dye. Would that cover it?
     
  10. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    Don't knock it - that one works!:thumbsup:
     
  11. monnet

    monnet Über Member

    The positive was caused by the drugs I was under at the dentist...er sorry no it wasn't...it was er...the sweets that my grandmother brought back from Colombia
     
  12. chris42

    chris42 New Member

    Location:
    Deal, Kent
    I was given a small white pill in a night club. I thought it was a head ache tablet! (Jan U)
     
  13. Blonde

    Blonde New Member

    Location:
    Bury, Lancashire
    What about: 'Mexican bandits stole my Grandmother (and my team kit) and made me drug traffic for them'.
     
  14. Tim Bennet.

    Tim Bennet. Entirely Average Member

    Location:
    S of Kendal
    I think you're being a little harsh on the asthmatics.

    Surely this is one of those really nice, heart warming stories that just make you glad to be alive. Who would have thought, after all the problems we see kids with asthma have at school, it turns out that the only ones who go on to make it in professional sport are the asthmatics.

    That must be so encouraging for for all those kids who wheeze around the playground. "Don't worry son, one day the yellow jersey could be yours."
     
  15. dan_bo

    dan_bo How much does it cost to Oldham?

    Location:
    Failsworth

    that's truer than you'd think chris.