Rider's Excuses

When you put them all together they are brilliant, aren't they?

1. My thighs were full of blood.
2. I had some Jack Daniels the night before.
3. It's the ghost of my unborn twin.
4. I was in Mexico.

There must be more. Please add to the list.

 

The lab dosn't know how to test

They are out to tarnish me and my family for their own financial gain

 

Why pick on us? We're not as bad as professional wrestling or bodybuilding!

 

No no no, these performance-enhancing drugs are not for me - they're for my mother-in-law!

I never cheated, I only attempted to cheat but failed.

 

Good point.
I pro bodybuilding almost any drugs are legal execpt Diuretics (laxatives) and this is where the big bucks is at.
Natural bodybuilding is almost an amature sport in comparrision.

 

They look a lot better for it though!

 

Natural bodybuilding is amateur compared with pro bodybuilding?

 

I have asthma.

 

My excuse would be, I am suffering a rare blood disorder that has only been discovered recently and isn't in the medical dictionaries yet, and I had to go from Mexico to Italy to see my grandmother on her deathbed, and the dog ate my team kit and I am allergic to turquoise dye. Would that cover it?

 

Don't knock it - that one works!

 

The positive was caused by the drugs I was under at the dentist...er sorry no it wasn't...it was er...the sweets that my grandmother brought back from Colombia

 

I was given a small white pill in a night club. I thought it was a head ache tablet! (Jan U)

 

What about: 'Mexican bandits stole my Grandmother (and my team kit) and made me drug traffic for them'.

 

I think you're being a little harsh on the asthmatics.

Surely this is one of those really nice, heart warming stories that just make you glad to be alive. Who would have thought, after all the problems we see kids with asthma have at school, it turns out that the only ones who go on to make it in professional sport are the asthmatics.

That must be so encouraging for for all those kids who wheeze around the playground. "Don't worry son, one day the yellow jersey could be yours."

 

that's truer than you'd think chris.