Is anyone going to admit to doing this? I see one guy most mornings ride up on the pavement whenever the lights turn red. I've no idea what he gains from this, other than getting in the office 20 seconds earlier.
I'm never sure whether to pity him or mock him. What would you do?
I'm never sure whether to pity him or mock him. What would you do?

) and it meant I didn't hold up faster traffic when the lights changed. They should lock me up and throw away the key...
. As with many things it's a case of taking a leaf out of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's sacred book and 'I'd really rather they didn't's rather than I'm going to get super angry about it. I'm sure it pisses quite a few people off a great deal, but I'm talking for myself and a few other of us that can't really see what the fuss is about.