RIP Frank Kelly AKA Father Jack

[Lonestar]

Hitler invades Poland.

 

[Dayvo]

One atom (or whatever) to the other:

Did you just hear that big bang?

 

[TreeHuggery]

I hear people are going to carry phones around with them...and are going to be able to text??? with them....that's never gonna catch on

 

[TVC]

Someone just told me that Britain has voted to leave Europe. I warned him not to make up redicilous stories.

 

[Dayvo]

Way back in the annals of time, some Irish TV scriptwriters met to discuss a 'futuristic' comedy about religion.

One said to the other:
'But one big problem. We'll have to invent God, first.'
'That's no problem. People will believe anything by then. The more ridiculous, the better.'

 

[Smokin Joe]

Someone just told me that Britain has voted to leave Europe. I warned him not to make up redicilous stories.

We joined the EU?

When did that happen?

 

[ianrauk]

Maggie out!

 

[winjim]

I hear there's to be a referendum to decide whether we should remain part of Pangaea.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Maggie out!

Coal not dole!

 

[Bonefish Blues]

That mad fella, Noah, has started building an Ark.... reckons there's going to be a great flood.

Feckin eejit (as Jack may indeed have said)

 

[numbnuts]

We won the war, Germany came second.

 

[Dayvo]

We won the war, Germany came second.

Yebbut, who's going to win the replay?

 

[perplexed]

Has anyone seen my pet? He's buggered off, I can't find him...

 

[Dan B]

That mad fella, Noah, has started building an Ark.... reckons there's going to be a great flood.

Think you may have misunderstood the point of this thread. It's for old news: climate change is definitely current events

 

[ufkacbln]

What news of Mafeking?

So relieved that you included that one