Probably called a 'Stiffi'......It'll be a self-assembly coffin, no doubt
IKEA is a store? I always thought it was a modern take on the stately home, where families could go for the whole day and shuffle slowly past all the exhibits.....Died aged 91.
But can they find how to get the coffin out of the bl**dy store without going through 42 sections.....the restaurant....then the tills.
Apparently he was very apologetic in later life for his youthful mistakes.Has anyone mentioned the F word yet?