Anyone seen that Ginsters lately?
Many years ago me and a colleague got a telling off for attaching a "sponsored by Ginsters" sign to a car being used by a particularly fat PCSO. The Chief Inspector was so angry he lost the power of coherent speech while he was shouting at us and his words started tumbling out in the wrong order which made us titter even more and made him apopleptic.
As a punishment I was transferred to a boring desk job..office hours, based right next to the canteen at headquarters, just as Autumn was making way for Winter. Oh no, please don't sir, oh go on then...