Roe deer and their white bottoms

[threebikesmcginty]

Aren't most mammal carnivores colour blind? (this may be complete drivel).

Is that why they're rubbish at snooker?

 

[Fnaar]

You'd have thought white was a bad colour for the bottom area.

I thought it might have been the deer equivalent of make up (accentuating the areas a male deer is interested in... i.e. aim here somewhere...)

 

[Yellow Fang]

Its to protect the herd......camouflage would give the individuals safety but the flash of white will alert the rest giving them all more chance of gettin away. Gawd knows what they'd think if they saw mine...its so white they'd think armageddon was coming

Is your arse hairy too?

 

[biggs682]

cant beat a naked white bottom eh

 

[Cubist]

cant beat a naked white bottom eh

Careful son, that sort of blokeish humour has no place in the Cafe......

 

[Arch]

Aren't most mammal carnivores colour blind? (this may be complete drivel).

So I understand. Anyway, one shade of green would only be any good against that same shade. Better to use a neutral colour that just blends into the background, or an interferance pattern like stripes.

Anyway, it's a well known fact that in the past all animals were infact many many bright colours like plasticine. Like plasticine, they eventually mingled to brown through breeding.*

*this may be a lie.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Could be -l I'm totally shite at snooker and I can't tell the difference between blue and purple.

You need to learn the difference cos you get a humugus number of points when you pot the purple.

 

[Cubist]

You need to learn the difference cos you get a humugus number of points when you pot the purple.

We'll have no smutty euphemisms here!

 

[chap]

So I understand. Anyway, one shade of green would only be any good against that same shade. Better to use a neutral colour that just blends into the background, or an interferance pattern like stripes.

Anyway, it's a well known fact that in the past all animals were infact many many bright colours like plasticine. Like plasticine, they eventually mingled to brown through breeding.*

*this may be a lie.

This could be the ultimate Reality TV phone in.

You decide which path Evolution shall take as its course!

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