Room 101

[tyred]

1. Professional football
2. Reality TV shows and all the "celebrities" involved.
3. Every Cliff Richard CD/Single/LP/Cassette/waxed cylinder ever produced.

 

[gavroche]

1.footballers.
2.politiciens.
3. Popstars

 

[ianrauk]

1: Labour
2: Conservatives
3: Lib Dems

 

[rich p]

I was going to read the book in 1985 but couldn't see the point.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

1. Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu
2. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
3. Ae

 

[threebikesmcginty]

11. Spring rolls
47. Sweet and sour chicken
62. Fried rice

 

[MissTillyFlop]

1. Bob from Twin Peaks (I love that show, but even as an adult I have nightmares about him!)
2. Fr*gs (I am undergoing therapy as I saw one in my garden 2 years ago and haven't been able to go into it since!)
3. The way adverts now think that incorrectly pronouncing words (eg "Crem", "riche") indicates that they are selling a luxury product.

 

[MissTillyFlop]

What's worse than finding a frog in your garden? Finding two halves of one in your lawnmower!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

What's worse than finding a frog in your garden? Finding two halves of one in your lawnmower!

That reminds me...

What's green and goes red at the touch of a button?
Kermit in a blender.

 

[cragster]

1. People who say 'innit' at the end of almost every sentence, when it doesn't make sense. Such as 'I went to the pub last night'. Innit! 'Catching the bus'. Innit! What the hell is that all about. Er, innit?
2. Rap music.
3. Bus drivers who forget your on a bike, and think its ok to ram you into the kerb!!

 

[NormanD]

1. Obese women in tight black leggings and low cut tops, who claim they are overweight due to a medical condition.
2. Jim Carrey
3. Snobbery of any sort

 

[MissTillyFlop]

That reminds me...

What's green and goes red at the touch of a button?
Kermit in a blender.

What's green and smells of pork?

Little Kermit.

 

[Archie_tect]

What's green and stands in the corner?

A naughty frog.

 

[Shaun]

1. Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Wahey ... I can say that word ... it's in the Guiness Book of Records as the longest place name and also featured on the Lone Ranger single and on the Kenny Everett Video Show - "This show will be over before you can say ..."

 

[sdr gb]

I'd heard Room 101 http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/room101/ was making a comeback with Frank Skinner as host and a new multi-guest format, but heard nothing since. Anyone know any more?​

It's on this Friday (20th) at 8.30 on BBC1.