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DougieAB

Getting the messages
1. Carol (mutton dressed as lamb)Vorderman
2. Cats
3. Autoglass radio adverts on Planet Rock
 

MissTillyFlop

Evil communist dictator, lover of gerbils & Pope.
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3. The way they call gravty jus, and custard something equally pretentious on Masterchef.
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Creme Anglais. That's what French People call it. It translates as English Cream. We are in England, why are we refrring to ourselves in the third person - are we Craig David now?

IT'S FLIMMIN' CUSTARD!
 
Location
Edinburgh
1. Those taps in washroom where you press the top and have a millisecond to get your hands under before it cuts off
2. Mixer Taps in washrooms with no adjustments and the temperature set to scalding
3. Air driers in washrooms that gasp faintly at your hands and make you realise it would be quicker to not bother and just wave them about a bit.
 

NormanD

Lunatic Asylum Escapee
1. Those taps in washroom where you press the top and have a millisecond to get your hands under before it cuts off
2. Mixer Taps in washrooms with no adjustments and the temperature set to scalding
3. Air driers in washrooms that gasp faintly at your hands and make you realise it would be quicker to not bother and just wave them about a bit.
You seem to spend a great deal of time in washrooms :huh::blink:
 

fimm

Veteran
Location
Edinburgh
1. People who don't know the difference between there, their, and they're
2. People who don't know the difference between your and you're
3. The fat annoying bloke on the next desk who has to drive 1 mile to get to the office and calls his wife "pet".
 
1. People who don't say please or thank you.
2. Parents / guardians who allow their little darlings to run riot in non-family oriented cafes / restaurants oblivious to the irritation of others who may wish to enjoy a quiet bite to eat.
3. People who pull forward from the traffic lights, stop after 6 feet then put their right turn indicator on causing a blockage behind them.

And while I'm at it ...

4. Harriet Harman
 
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