Rude Gestures

[simon the viking]

The only time I ever found a single finger funny was when Jim Carey asked a colleague in "Bruce Almighty" if they liked Jazz..... then did a trumpet type gesture (with noise) ending with finger raised

 

[Mugshot]

I gave somebody the V's a few days ago. I was driving round a blindish right hand bend when I was met with a car on my side of the road, there was a bit of general braking required but I didn't need to slam on however I decided that a hand gesture was necessary. In fairness he was over taking a cyclist so it wasn't really his fault

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I like to use a wide smile and a waggly little finger, but not everyone understands what it means.

You are Dennis Taylor and you have just despatched a black into a hole?

 

[Maverick Goose]

You could always wave at them....or even blow them a kiss-that should really freak them out

 

[marky_mark]

I love this thread very Amusing. I must agree that flicking the V's is hardly ever seen any more. Never really though. It as British profanity before. Our country is becoming more And more americanised. I for one am probably one of the main culprits! but I will in the future endeavour to use two fingers or shake a loosely clenched fist!

 

[shouldbeinbed]

One raised finger means the phone will not drop out of his hand when affirming his masculinity...two fingers poses a problem to 21st century boy.
Karma kebab will deal with him. You retain the high ground, Simon.

Ah, I'd thought it was an indication of the number of IQ points the maker of the gesture posessed.

@simon the viking You may have misinterpreted, it could have been the driver saying, I'm terribly sorry for my indiscretion, but as you can tell from that manouvre, I really am as thick as mince and only have a single digit IQ.

 

[Wobblers]

[QUOTE 2803961, member: 1314"]One more here, though this is verbal. Baby loaned to me by a CC member! (My censorship!)

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Sorry, which one was the baby again?

 

[Fnaar]

[QUOTE 2803961, member: 1314"]One more here, though this is verbal. Baby loaned to me by a CC member! (My censorship!)

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Nice chapeau... can I have it for Christmas?

 

[Fnaar]

[QUOTE 2804057, member: 1314"]Fishbone t shirt...[/quote]
Instead of the cap? I suppose so....

 

[simon the viking]

I love this thread very Amusing. I must agree that flicking the V's is hardly ever seen any more. Never really though. It as British profanity before. Our country is becoming more And more americanised. I for one am probably one of the main culprits! but I will in the future endeavour to use two fingers or shake a loosely clenched fist!

Not seen a shaken fist for years reminds me of Blakey in "On the buses"...... "I'll get you Butler!"

 

[Rhythm Thief]

If you do the single finger salute convincingly, it's very effective indeed. But you'll have to practise a long time before you're as good as Johnny Cash ...

 

[simon the viking]

If you do the single finger salute convincingly, it's very effective indeed. But you'll have to practise a long time before you're as good as Johnny Cash ...

Ohh errrr I always had Johnny down as a devoutly religious God fearing man..... Then again though he did steal a Cadillac 'One piece at a time'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ohh errrr I always had Johnny down as a devoutly religious God fearing man..... Then again though he did steal a Cadillac 'One piece at a time'

He was also in a Columbo where he killed a couple of woman (his wife and manager or similar) in a plane crash by drugging them and then parachuting out.

Right wrong'un there!

 

[simon the viking]

He was also in a Columbo where he killed a couple of woman (his wife and manager or similar) in a plane crash by drugging them and then parachuting out.

Right wrong'un there!

I remembered that episode after I'd posted and thought about editing it..... (with possibly) "And Just one more thing" at the beginning of the edit

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Didn't he also shoot a man in Memphis just to watch him die?