Rugby World Cup - EPO or is it /was it Epi...

[Aperitif]

Power to the people.
Rugby money is in town and this time I think good ol' Epi has bitten off more than he can chew (he's partial to a bit of Irish meat you understand...)
Read on and see how 'odds' things are becoming!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4187516a10295.html

 

[Keith Oates]

Now all he has to do is make sure he's selected to play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Chuffy]

<bewildered silence>

What is this rugball of which you speak?

 

[Keith Oates]

It's a game where men...............................you really must get out more Chuffy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Chuffy]

It's a game where men...............................you really must get out more Chuffy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where men what? Cuddle each other in a muddy field and then have a bath together with jolly towel flicking games and dropped soap? That's not a sport, it's a night out in Brighton!

 

[Keith Oates]

So, you do know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Aperitif]

Chuffy! For goodness sake.. any fule kno that decent rugby players always got soap on a rope for a Christmas present and, besides, it didn't fall on the floor - simply because we were all lounging naked in the tepidity of the communal bath. (Communal as in shared with dead wasps, flies from the previous season, broken glass etc...)

Now this is serious business - Friday 19:30 on ITV be there or be er...cycling in the dusk.

 

[Elmer Fudd]

BRING IT ON !!
I got me soap ready !!

 

[Chuffy]

Chuffy! For goodness sake.. any fule kno that decent rugby players always got soap on a rope for a Christmas present and, besides, it didn't fall on the floor

Yeah, but have you seen what they hang it off?