I wear varifocals for all but reading in bed, so my glasses get put on in the morning and taken off as I go to bed. Lady Byegad has three pairs of glasses, for driving, reading and TV. She hates wearing them and being a little bit vain, takes them off at every opportunity! I repair at least one pair of her glasses every couple of weeks, usually its a lost screw (I take all out old prescription glasses apart and keep screws, nose pads and the like for the purpose.) but it can also be a broken hinge that I'm called on to repair. My two pairs, varifocals and reading-in-bed glasses, might need a screw tightened once a year. I feel that the off and on life her various glasses live through knocks them out in no time. I cannot persuade her to even consider bifocals or varifocals, because 'I'll have to wear them all day!' That is the one and only reason she gives.


Vanity, thy name is woman! To misquote the Bard.