Sad news if you ever played D&D

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Renard

Guest
In Lanarkshire D&D is drunk and disorderly :biggrin:
 

got-to-get-fit

New Member
tdr1nka said:
If I remember we were still able to smoke and drink beer while playing D&D and even some girls played it too!
I think they were girls? Girls smell nice and have lumps in their jumpers don't they?
:biggrin:

Not the ones that play D&D.


I have never understood the attraction of rolling dice and talking about dwarves and stuff. To me it was always smelly kids with untrendy clothes, basin cut hairstyles, and those glasses with one frosted lens. They usually wore those calculator watches and always had an immaculatley kept geometry set at school.

I was far more interested in music, girls and more girls, with a side order of girls.
Did i mention i liked girls.
 

Flying_Monkey

Recyclist
Smokin Joe said:
I know, I've done a research paper on this.

:biggrin:

Just because I addded a serious note, doesn't mean I didn't appreciate the intention.

And you can't get enough jokes about 10' poles...
 

papercorn2000

Senior Member
got-to-get-fit said:
Not the ones that play D&D.


I have never understood the attraction of rolling dice and talking about dwarves and stuff. To me it was always smelly kids with untrendy clothes, basin cut hairstyles, and those glasses with one frosted lens. They usually wore those calculator watches and always had an immaculatley kept geometry set at school.

I was far more interested in music, girls and more girls, with a side order of girls.
Did i mention i liked girls.

Were these the kids who did computers and stuff? I think you'll find it was! We now have the ability to rule the world, bwahahahahaha!
 
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