said the actress to the bishop

[Soup890]

My work colleague said this to someone today and I have never heard it before but it was funny when he explained it to me.

Is there anymore you guys could think of so I can use it in general conversation?

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I've no idea but the one in the middle is Danny McGrain

 

[Brandane]

Auchtermuchty.
Wear the fox hat!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

[QUOTE 3097361, member: 259"]That would be an ecumenical matter.[/QUOTE]

BIG HAIRY JAPANESE B*STARDS!!


Sorry.

 

[TVC]

Matron!

 

[Beebo]

Winter draws on, vicar.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Never mind the actress, Ted's greatest feat....

 

[User6179]

Does the Pope sh£t in the woods

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Auchtermuchty.
Wear the fox hat!

http://www.aukweb.net/events/detail/14-168/

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Does the Pope sh£t in the woods

Only if it helps fertilise the crops of a garden at an orphanage somewhere.....

 

[User6179]

"bum, t*ts, f*nny the lot"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

"bum, t*ts, f*nny the lot"

My parents went to see Gregory's Girl when it came out in the Cinema, but missed the (vital) first few minutes.

They liked it so much that they took my Gran (Dad's Mum.... Who was a bit of a prude) to see it, and..... Well, you get the picture....

 

[Brandane]

http://www.aukweb.net/events/detail/14-168/

200km .... Fawke hat!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

"bum, t*ts, f*nny the lot"

My favourite quote from that film was the retort during one of the football matches

'Sh*te! That wiz Lacrosse!!'

Don't ask me why, it just makes me smile.

 

[TVC]

Back to Soup's original question about phrases he might not have heard. A popular one in the midlands to show appreciation of a joke is to laugh and say "wow, that made my balls tighten". No idea where it came from, but people seem to like it, try it mate.