Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
- Location
- South Glos
"Couldn't hit a cow's bum with a banjo" is sometimes said of shooting ability at my club...
said the actress to the bishop
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marknotgeorge
Hol den Vorschlaghammer!
- Location
- Derby.
Round 'ere, it seems to be 'face like a bag of spanners '.
My dear departed grandmother, on being told of some whizz-bang device, would ask suspiciously 'does it do the washing?'
And the Mad Scientist, at the tender age of 9, has learned the fine art of making the single word 'really?' drip with disdain...
My dear departed grandmother, on being told of some whizz-bang device, would ask suspiciously 'does it do the washing?'
And the Mad Scientist, at the tender age of 9, has learned the fine art of making the single word 'really?' drip with disdain...
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
'Its about as useful as a fart in a lift' (either that or add your own version, like 'a Spacesuit' or similar).
'Its about as useful as a spent fart in the desert'.
'Its about as useful as a spent fart in the desert'.
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SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
"French kiss at a family reunion".
