Santa's list.

[Salad Dodger]

Circumstances have dictated that Santa has already brought me my Christmas presents.
A new TV to replace the one that failed last week.
And today, a new fridge/freezer to replace the one that died in the night, and tripped out the central heating in the process.

I hope to goodness that there's not a 3rd thing to go wrong before Xmas!!!!

 

[Kestevan]

I'd quite like some new cycling glasses.....I seem to have misplaced one of the clear lenses which makes it difficult at this time of year.
Preferably reactolight so I don't repeat the above.

Think Mrs Kes is angling for a Gabba jacket...but she may well change her mind (several times) between now and Xmas.

 

[classic33]

i want a selection pack set so i have choices but mainly the smaller red & yellow coloured ones

Small feet then!

 

[spen666]

...

Posh aftershave?

Does she wear Aftershave- well I suppose she does wear the trousers in that relationship

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Nowt, I keep getting asked "what do want for Xmas and Birthday" and theres nowt I need so I just say cold hard cash just to keep them happy.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I'd like PEAS.

It's Xmas - you'll have Sprouts like the rest of us

 

[swee'pea99]

As for gifts i have asked for various rawplugs

'various' Rawlplugs? You greedy bastard.

 

[Lullabelle]

I don't have a list, just looking forward to having a break from work and spending quality time with family.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Give me some nice eau de cologne, a white silk scarf and a bottle of Advocaat and i'll be happy.

 

[slowmotion]

I seem to have acquired a lot of stuff over the years, and now I'm trying to get rid of it. If anybody is thinking of giving me a Stanley knife or a tape measure, please don't.

I already have five of each.

 

[Aperitif]

I seem to have acquired a lot of stuff over the years, and now I'm trying to get rid of it. If anybody is thinking of giving me a Stanley knife or a tape measure, please don't.

I already have five of each.

If you had ten tapes and only five knives, you could 'measure twice and cut once' Martin. (Top tip)

 

[slowmotion]

If you had ten tapes and only five knives, you could 'measure twice and cut once' Martin. (Top tip)

Good point. If I ditch three Stanleys and one Tape, I'm in with a chance.

 

[Fnaar]

Miss Goodbody always gets excited about the thought of a strange old man sneaking into her bedroom and emptying his sack.

 

[Aperitif]

This is the definitive 'Santa's Liszt' - as played by @srw, who gave it all up and got stoned instead.

 

[Aperitif]

Good point. If I ditch three Stanleys and one Tape, I'm in with a chance.

Cut your losses, but don't give 'em an inch or they'll take a 39.3701 inches