After you with the incontinence pads Waffles!
Erm, no, an unused one. Ta very much.
That is the most terrible thing I have seen in my entire life. 'huge amounts of attention'? Yeah, I'll bet it does. They're laughing at you, not with you. There's a difference.
Sorry to be harsh, but it's awful.
Actually it's about this time of year that the creme egg van comes out. One of those little chicken chaser vans encased in a giant fibre glass mock creme egg. One followed me up the A61 in Chesterfield once and I couldn't stop laughing.