Sawing up logs

[Fnaar]

I spent the afternoon sawing up logs and various other bits of wood, in the garden.
I found that when you've got wood, it really helps to lubricate your tool.

 

[irw]

I spent the afternoon sawing up logs and various other bits of wood, in the garden.
I found that when you've got wood, it really helps to lubricate your tool.

Oh I say!

 

[Speicher]

Why don't you use your large chopper?

Why did you get lumbered with that job?

 

[smokeysmoo]

Is your right/left* arm now aching?




*delete as appropriate

 

[lukesdad]

The mechanical version is self lubing

 

[Fnaar]

Why don't you use your large chopper?

My chopper's not been the same since I last used it. Hazel, I think it was, that did the damage.

 

[ttcycle]

you call yourself a woodman!

 

[Speicher]

You are obviously exhausted Fnaar. Tonight you will sleep like a log. Unless your saw arm keeps you awake.

 

[Speicher]

My chopper's not been the same since I last used it. Hazel, I think it was, that did the damage.

What about her Elder sister, Teresa?

 

[Beebo]

I'm a lumber jack and I don't care.

 

[Speicher]

I used to enjoy watching TimberSports until it was axed.

 

[colly]

The next thing he'll be telling us is that he's been tossing his caber.

 

[Fnaar]

I've been tossing my caber too.

 

[smokeysmoo]

I'm a lumber jack and I don't care.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

 

[Cubist]

The next thing he'll be telling us is that he's been tossing his caber.

Psychic eh?