Scalped two police officers!

[PJ79LIZARD]

I scalped two police officers cycling the other night, found it more satisfying than the usual! But to be fair they were on mountain bikes with big knobbley tyres and the female one was about twenty stone lol

she shouted show off to me as I passed wiggling my arse at her as I got out the saddle to climb the hill! Now you couldn't do that in a car without being arrested!

 

[fossyant]

Should have shouted 'race ya'.............

 

[BentMikey]

<br />Should have shouted 'race ya'.............<br />

I often do, even on my skates. None take me up. (I know, they're not allowed to)

 

[Trumpettom001]

I've done that a few times..... ohhhhh it feels good!!!!

 

[dodgy]

I scalped two police officers cycling the other night, found it more satisfying than the usual! But to be fair they were on mountain bikes with big knobbley tyres and the female one was about twenty stone lol

she shouted show off to me as I passed wiggling my arse at her as I got out the saddle to climb the hill! Now you couldn't do that in a car without being arrested!

Nice job on beating the female 20 stone cyclist on a mountain bike

 

[PJ79LIZARD]

Well you got to take em when you can! Lol

 

[magnatom]

This is the nice thing about being on a bike. You have nice friendly moment like this. It just doesn't happen when driving a car.

Just yesterday on the steepest climb on my commute (about 15% for a short distance) on a single track road, I came across a white van coming the other way. It was easiest for me to stop and I did. As the white van driver passed, he smiled and said, 'well, it's a nice wee break for you!' I laughed and pointed out he'd ruined my momentum!

Nothing hilarious, nothing major, but just a nice bit of banter. How often does that happen when driving a car.

 

[Vikeonabike]

I scalped two police officers cycling the other night, found it more satisfying than the usual!

Hey PJ.....Come to Peterborough and try that, I'll make you work for that scalp....

 

[PJ79LIZARD]

The gauntlet is down sir! I'm on my way.............I'll be there a week on Tuesday lol

 

[Hockeynut]

I scalped two police officers cycling the other night, found it more satisfying than the usual! But to be fair they were on mountain bikes with big knobbley tyres and the female one was about twenty stone lol

she shouted show off to me as I passed wiggling my arse at her as I got out the saddle to climb the hill! Now you couldn't do that in a car without being arrested!

I've often wondered why you have to pass a fitness test to get into the police, but I assume (judging by the size of many officers), that you don't have to maintain that fitness by passing repeat yearly tests!?