Dear Mr Sirrus Rider of Maidenhead
Before you consider attempting a scalp on the bald fat ugly bastid wearing jeans and riding a 20 year old BSO, please bear in mind that he might just be enjoying the weather and having a nice ride back from getting his hair cut after doing a short 35 miles this afternoon.
Because otherwise, when he blows back past 30 yards up the road and leaves you for dead into the headwind, you'll be the one looking a little bit like an ass.
Lots of love
Norm
Before you consider attempting a scalp on the bald fat ugly bastid wearing jeans and riding a 20 year old BSO, please bear in mind that he might just be enjoying the weather and having a nice ride back from getting his hair cut after doing a short 35 miles this afternoon.
Because otherwise, when he blows back past 30 yards up the road and leaves you for dead into the headwind, you'll be the one looking a little bit like an ass.
Lots of love
Norm